SMELLY HUMAN PLANET
I'm not sure. I'm just here on a scouting mission, but I'm trying to treat it like a "Vacation" of sorts.

Hm, yes. A holiday. My cruiser has crashed so I suppose I’ve gotten myself stuck here before I can even… graduate….

-salutes- Greetings, Soldier. I'm known as Lex, but friends call me Zimmeh.

I’m not exactly… officially… AM I INTRUDING ON AN INVASION?

((This is why I’m glad I live in Germany right now.))

((My tumblr shall remain steadfast and true. :I

GERMANY. THE LAND OF THE FREE I GUESS.))

Another Irken on this Tallest-Forsaken Planet?

*stands at attention* I am Invader Dak.

asktheduke:

invaderdak:

YEAH.

And why’s that?

YOU ARE ALL IMBECILES. *kicks a rock*

YEAH.

These human stink-beasts frustrate me.

… *pouts*

U WANNA FITE

NOTHING YOU DO WILL EVER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME, HUMAN PIG BEASTS.

INDEED I HAVE. THOSE STUPID, WEAK, IMBECILIC CREATURES ARE NO MATCH FOR MY SUPERIOR IRKEN ABILITIES. THAT IS TO SAY THAT I KICKED HIS ASS IN A RAP-OFF WITH MY SICKNASTY RHYMES.

YOU ARE ASKING ME TO CHOOSE ONE OF THE TWO WISEST, KINDEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL IRKENS EVER? NUH UH, GURL. NOT IN MY HOUSE.

LAST I HEARD, TENN WAS BEING MERCILESSLY ATTACKED BY DEFECTIVE S.I.R. UNITS, SO I’M SURE SHE’S DEAD. SAD, INDEED. 

I’VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THIS… TAK. THERE ARE MORE THAN… A FEW IRKENS ON MY PLANET. DON’T BE DAFT.

I HAVE MET HIM, YES. I CANNOT SAY HE WAS SMART. NO WONDER HE’S SO SHORT.